souviens-toi des moments divins

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• Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
• Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
• Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
• Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
• Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
• Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
• Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
• Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
• Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
• Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
• Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
• Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
• Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
• Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
• Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
• Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!

sexdrugsandpokemon:

agayofgays:

genuinelycornflakes:

angrybagel:

the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin

u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce

because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security

how much do you think that’d go for on ebay

im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.

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“On this land I am torn. Part of me wants to fight, and repel all outsiders; the other part of me is the outsider.”

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captainwarbuckle:

Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.

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laughpotion:

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» Favorite movies → Casino Royale (2006)
“I’m sorry. That last hand… nearly killed me.”

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blusparkles:

This is why I should never be allowed to art.

damnedpyjaks:

Through His Eyes by ~jamajamapi

phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

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